In the Ukip winter
Every face is white,
Mothers feed their babies
Strictly out of sight;
The National Health is private,
Europe could be Mars,
Man-of-the-people leader,
Is City Boy, Farage.
In the Ukip winter
The BBC is axed,
Global warming hastens,
The rich pay far less tax;
Foreign aid is outlawed,
Missiles are increased,
Women do the washing,
Gays hide from the police.
In the Ukip winter
Bigots name the game,
Legalising handguns,
Brandishing the cane;
Prisons grow aplenty,
Welfare is a “no”,
In the Ukip winter,
Like very long ago.